Treasure Island

"(To be read in a British accent) Well, Old Boy, you find yourself in a dungeon
again. Beware the Yellow Square, as it is a mark of death, sail the Seven Seas, meet Good
Old Sinbad the Sailor, drink lots of rum, and have a jolly good time. Great Scot! I forgot
to mention the fact that there is little you must do and lots of time to do it. So don't
dawdle about, be quick and to the point. Be sure you know how to disarm a man coming at you
with a Banana, and finally, most importantly, learn the words to "Fifteen Men on a Dead
Man's Chest" and sing along when the opportunity comes. If you haven't read
"Treasure Island" then you should definetely look up the definition in a........dictionary.
Oh, one more suggestion, there are definitely clues you may find around the map, so be
sure and write them down or you may find yourself saying "blasted, bloody...ohhh...dash it
all."
Notes for Players: This is one of the most humorous and interesting maps you will ever play.
It may have the name "Treasure Island" but it is only a title, and the focus isn't exactly
on pirates and buried treasure (although that is included). This map has been playtested
before, so it may not need any. "